po-ta-toes. boil em mash em stick em in a stew

karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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http://www.businessinsider.com/strange-facts-about-bananas-2013-7


I was "doing things" with my girlfriend and I was really hungry and I accidentally said out loud "mm big tasty". She was not impressed.
Anonymous

all-studioghibli:

cosmo tip #120
whisper “mm big tasty" to your girlfriend while having sex




stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)




sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE


decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree




yupshithappens:

queen—of—the—rats:

fangirling-instead-of-growing-up:

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

Holy crap it’s so legit you write essays and everything what even?

Yes hello I’m part of this yep


vaporotem:

"well always be friends forever, won’t we?”


thegestianpoet:

Cornelis van Spaendonck, Still Life of Flowers, 1793. Oil on canvas. 

Cornelis van Spaendonck was born in the Dutch city of Tilburg, but by the age of seventeen he had followed his older brother Gerardus, also a gifted still life artist, to Paris, where they both enjoyed long and successful careers. Cornelis, for example, was director of the great Sèvres porcelain works.

Although Spaendonck’s work is removed in time by more than a century from the height of flower painting initiated by painters like Ambrosius Bosschaert the Elder and Roelant Saverij during the so-called golden age, it shares with the work of these early artists a great technical virtuosity, finish, and sensitivity to lighting in its depiction of a lush cornucopia of flowers that spill over the canvas. Given the later date of Spaendonck’s work, it is generally agreed among scholars that less meaning should be read into the presence and placement of individual flowers, and felt that viewers should merely experience the enjoyment of nature’s generosity and the artist’s skill. Still, it does not seem possible to entirely discount the symbolism of sleep, death, and rebirth in the respective presentation of poppies, lilacs, and morning glories here; along with these, the mindfulness urged by the forget-me-nots at the very center of the composition may assert a commemorative function for this picture. Or, perhaps Spaendonck intended a clever to the tale of the goddess Demeter from classical mythology (whose flower is the poppy) whose loss of her daughter Persephone to Hades, lord of the underworld, for half of each year, was the ancient explanation for the cyclical death and renewal of the natural world in the four seasons.

via the Johnson Museum of Art


clocktowns:

haven’t doodled in weeks ..